Can we please come up with something that isn't so, well Gay?

Look I know the rainbow is tried and true but I'm trying to project an image here people. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be gay and still tell people "get the **** out or I'm going to kick your ***." while wearing a rainbow bracelet. (I'm a bouncer by the way) Can we please come up with something that says "I do two things to guys; **** them, and **** them up which are you gonna be." I'm sorry, I have a I'm going to be a guy not a queer.